Chatlog: Hairspray Potter 6?

My sister and I couldn't remember the contents of Harry Potter 6, but then my sister remembered:

Katherine: well first harry finds a magical locket in his pocket and he opens it and there's a picture of you! so then he starts looking for you

Jeffrey: lol lol stop stupid

Katherine: and then he finds you and kills you. the ed

Jeffrey: lol stop ha;ofiwjefo;iawjfo;iwj

Katherine: the end.

Jeffrey: the ed!! hahah!

Katherine: shutcho face!!!

Jeffrey: Oh, now I'm reminded of what happens in book 7: Hermione makes a magical mirror potion to find Harry but instead she sees you and she goes to find you and she does find you at Panera (a restaurant back home) and sees that you have the same hair as her

Katherine: hahaha

Jeffrey: so she kills you the end

Katherine: nooooo!!

Jeffrey: lol YESSS!

Katherine: that's amazing jeff! i'm in a book! and a MOVIE!

Jeffrey: lol I know!!! but they didn't cast you for the role
they cast nikki blonsky

Katherine: hmm... yeah

Jeffrey: lol

Katherine: they didn't cast you either

Jeffrey: who

Katherine: they cast nikki blonsky

Jeffrey: LOL i'm laughing so hard people are probably staring
I h8 u

Katherine: i hope so!

Jeffrey: I h16 u

Katherine: and i hope they're remarking at how much you look like nikki blonsky

Jeffrey: "he should be in a movie"
"played by nikki blonsky"
stupid

Katherine: hahahaha

(Both above images taken from Wikimedia Commons.)